Buy One Get One Free by Peter Marinacci on September 30, 2013 at 12:00 am Chapter: Comics Some deals are not quite as compelling as others. └ Tags: buying, chris, fraz, sale, shopping, winky, wombies
OK, so how much for just Fraz?
How much ya got?
I have a few Snickers bars
Winky eats more than that for an in between snack snack!
Don’t sell yourself short! 😉
We are kinda short though.
Add some candy to sweeten the pot. 🙂
I don’t wanna sell my candy!
Maybe people think there is some kind of catch… I doubt you’d really want to be sold anyway!
I dunno. We might be worth a lot of money!
Bwahahahahahahaha. I’ll take the both of you. Oh wait, how much for the one? I don’t think I could afford all the chocolate and other treats.
Have a terrific day. 🙂
We do kinda eat a lot of chocolate! And wine gums. And other stuff. But we’re worth it!
Only if it’s cheaper to buy a small Wombat and get a large for free 😉
OK deal! I’ll tell Winky he’s free!
Whose bright idea was this, anyway?!?! I thought you said we could make a lot of money here… all I got was my feelin’s hurt!
I guess it wasn’t really a good idea. I thought we would make a lot of money! The people around our place are kinda cheap I guess.
I always try to use coupons at fast food but I guess Wombies are not fast enough to compete with McDonalds? W.C.C.
We’re pretty fast when eating chocolate!
Wait, maybe you could buy a wombie from me and I will give you one for free.
Never mind. Just take both for free 😉
If you give us away for free, no one will buy us from me!
You own you? I see… I think.
Everyone owns themselves! I think.
That’s the way it should be but some evil people think otherwise.
I should make some traps for them like I did for the zombies!
What will you do to them after they are trapped?
I give them to Andro. I don’t wanna know what he does with them!
I bet the get one free was Winky. They just did not like that he was thrown into the deal also Fraz.
That might be it. I better not tell Winky that though!
At least there won’t be any buyer’s remorse!
But we wanted buyers!
I wonder how much we could get for Chris? 🙂
I don’t think very much!
Maybe a few bags of wine gums and marshmallows, perhaps even a bit of chocolate if we are lucky enough 🙂
We’d have to be really lucky to get that much for Chris!
It’s a good job nobody wanted a free one, or two of our greatest Wombies would be living somewhere other than Wombania and we can’t have that 🙁 Oh noooooo
I never really thought of that! I just wanted to make some money.
Yes try a lemonade stand or some of Winky’s chocolate inventions, that should earn quite a few bucks 🙂
The last lemonade stand we had didn’t do very well either!
Are they potty-trained?
Of course we are! We’re chocolate trained too.
Yes and Zombie trained too 🙂
I’m a good zombie trapper!
How can you pass up a Wombie Bogo? At least it’s not one of those buy one get one half off scams. Which half would they get?
The people around here are cheapskates! I don’t think Winky or I would like to be cut in half!
Try offering them some chocolate. People like a little bribery.
That’s a good idea but I bet Winky would eat it first!
You can’t put a price on wombats. But two….
Maybe that’s why no one wanted to buy us! We’re priceless!
Do you do windows? Then I’ll take you
Sure! As long as there’s chocolate involved!
How about washing
cars and painting rockets? 🙂
I’d rather be driving cars and rockets!
Awesome 2 for 1 deal, but what if I don’t want the ugly one???
I hope I’m not the ugly one!
Does there have to be an ugly one? 🙁
I hope not! I’ll be the hungry one!
Oops… I think Ugly was a typo. I did mean to type hungry one. I can’t afford to feed the hungry one
That’s probably true! I eat a lot! Every day!
There’s always an ugly one…
Fraz is probably cuter than me, but people call me cute, too!
Wombats must be like kids. Wouldn’t sell what I have for $500,000,000. Wouldn’t pay 5¢ for another one just like them.
That’s a great way to put it, Joyce!
I agree 🙂
Aaawww…you poor lot! I’ll take both of you anytime 🙂
You’ve got a deal! And we promise not to take up too much room in your new room!
—> France, your new home. Want to adopt you guys!
We’ll be on the next plane! You’d be the best parent!!
ahahahaha…I wondered what they were selling!! Till the last panel, that is.
Poor wombies….*why* are they selling themselves 🙁
We thought we could get rich by selling ourselves! It didn’t work.
I give you both a jumbo layer chocolate cake and two jumbo chocolate milk shakes, then you can come home with me where you can have all the treats you want. 🙂
It’s a deal! We like treats! And we really like you!!
Maybe they should include a five year free maintenance plan in the sales pitch?
I dunno if we could afford that! Chris is always telling us how much we cost him!